the fucking faggot who keeps posting pictures of his emo ass on here and refers to himself as "hot" is a fucking cock tard. when you can't tell by looking at a picture if somebody is a guy or a girl, you know your life is fucking worthless. kill yourself and your "emo swoop."
this just in: the "emo swoop'ster" on urban dictionary is a fucking wanker who will eventually come out of this stage in 2-3 years and realize how fucking stupid he was during that time.
by john March 14, 2005
Derived from the play "The Taming of the Shrew" written by Shakespeare, "Shrizew" replaces "Shrew" in the play's title. This is a direct result of when the Robinsonification process is applied to modern day dialogue.
"The Taming of the Shrizew"
"Yo, did you read the Shrizew last night?"
"I'd love to go bowling, but I gotta read this shrizew..."
"Yo, did you read the Shrizew last night?"
"I'd love to go bowling, but I gotta read this shrizew..."
by John March 09, 2005
A person lacking any talent, yet skilled enough to master the art of boring people to death. Closely related to jugglers, mimes, and unicyclists.
by John July 22, 2004
by John February 12, 2006
a little dwieb that try's to act cool around peolpe but fails and then diverts attention from himself to another person
by john November 17, 2003
by John March 11, 2004
This is the person that comes around making sure you are bothered every five minutes and told one more time what you are to do (in case you have a case of chronic amnesia). This is usually to reassure the person that the items and services you are selling and most likely not making commision off of are steadily helping out their bonuses each week / month / year.
by John December 20, 2003