JOHN's definitions

Scrub

A newbie; a person who is an idiot; has idiotic qualities; something that one did that was laughable, or newbieish (n00bish).

Nick, that kid is such a scrub.
Andy and Mark are wicked scrubs.

Dude, that clan is so scrub.
That game is scrub.

by John April 28, 2004

wech

1.) Wech
A 11 year old child who talks shit to people on #foxro due to the fact that he is angry at his 2 fathers who never cease to rape him.

2.) Wech
A man who receives anal cleansing.

A man who is angry at the world because he was brought up by 2 fathers who beat him.

by JOhn January 3, 2005

ventriliquist

While fucking a girl in the ass a guy picks up a heavy, blunt object and hits her in the back of the head, rendering her unconcious. He then grabs her hair, stands up with her still on his dick, and walks around the room speaking and moving her head like a dummy

Dude, my wife told me to quit drinking or else she would leave me, so I gave her the ventriliquist last night.

by John April 20, 2005

Swollen Nubbins

Serious Homosexual testicular condition caused by the clashing of two different ball sacks during agressive doggie style anal intercourse

Goddamit Cam!! exclaimed Gordon, i thought i told you to lube up your back wheels!!

by John February 16, 2004

pongo

The sound the balls make when they hit a girls ass while having sex.

While watching Judge Judy, I could hear my roommate making pongo with his girlfriend.

by John April 20, 2003

fugmo

fuckin ugly mother fucker

John's mom is a fugmo, but I'd still hit that shit.

by John December 15, 2002

svelte

smart, witty, and has BS deflector field

"it doesn't matter how much BS they fling at svelte, she deflects it"

by john March 9, 2004