JOHN's definitions

scrumdiddilyumptious

when something is very tasty

that belgian waffle looks scrumdiddilyumptious!!!

by john February 18, 2003

digital person

Someone you know only on the internet

online friends, keypals

by John April 21, 2005

alabama

Alabama is a great place. The people who write this shit saying that we are a bunch of rednecks and live in sheds and fly Confederate flags is a bunch of bull shit. Come to Alabama. You will be shocked at what awsome things we have. Probably better than what your state has for the ignorant people who criticize our state. You guys are the real rednecks.

War Damn Eagle!!

by John April 6, 2004

crookie

chronic + cookie = crookie

A cookie with marijuana in it.

Crookies fuck you up.

by john July 13, 2003

Zebrook

Having a hairy anal passage, or "canal" if you will.

I heard that girl that got stockton'd had a zebrook!!! ewwwww!

by John March 16, 2003

tupac (2pac)

A dumb and egolistic rapper who died some time in the early nineties. Very arogant and seemed to find every white person a racist, despite the fact alot of his comments were racist against white people themselves. Saying that though, he was a succesful rapper.

"Stop being such a 2pac and thinking everything i say is racist against blacks"

by John April 27, 2003

battle

Short for Battle Buddy. A term used in the US Army to describe a good friend, someone you would trust with your life, and team mate in a military unit.

Soldier 1: Hey battle, cover my 6 while I clear this room.
Soldier 2: Roger that battle.

by John February 13, 2008