Niagra Falls

1. A beautiful texas girl in John's eyes who teases him and he will never get; one day John calls her a whore and the next day he's trying to go out with her.

A.K.A. - Kelsie

I hope Niagra Falls is at Zaxby's tonight

by John March 31, 2005

brainiac

A person whose attempt at intelligence fails spectacularly. Usually used sarcastically in the phrase "what a brainiac".

"...and then his entire system crashed. What a brainiac."

by John May 12, 2004

dumbass

the rear fo a dumb

I was behind the dumb, almost smelling the dumbass...

by john July 21, 2003

fifer

a bad ass that will slit yo throat in a minute
BIATCH!!!!!!

by john May 12, 2003

doinker

A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.

John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown

by john September 05, 2003

Schwae

"cool" word used to describe something as "cool" in the cartoon "Batman Beyond"

That Dodge Viper is totally schwae!

by John November 20, 2003

¬¬

It means that it's typical for someone to do or say something.

Adam: YO YO YO! I love anime!
John: ¬¬
Adam: I DO!

by John November 23, 2003