Definitions by JJ Seldron
sane-drain
The emigration of mentally stable individuals from a geographical location, workplace, or institution. As a surplus of wackos becomes apparent, relatively sane folk are forced to get the hell outta Dodge.
The car dealership had suffered from sane drain ever since the boss’s son-in-law was put in charge of human resources.
Sane-drain plagued the presidential campaign offices until the only workers left were too highly medicated to complete all but the simplest of tasks.
As the cult completed construction of their dormitories, sane-drain of longterm locals increased exponentially.
Sane-drain plagued the presidential campaign offices until the only workers left were too highly medicated to complete all but the simplest of tasks.
As the cult completed construction of their dormitories, sane-drain of longterm locals increased exponentially.
sane-drain by JJ Seldron September 1, 2019
platepourri
A colourful mixture of edible flowers, fresh young herbs, and assorted micro-greens scattered over an otherwise perfectly fine dish simply to satisfy Instagram posters. It seems to have emerged in the trendy brunch spots of Sydney and is spreading fast.
Mate, how’s the new brunch spot up the road?
It’s good but it was like the chef stole me mum’s potpourri from the back of her bedroom toilet and dumped it all over our meal.
That’s platepourri mate, it’s the scourge of this generation of young chefs.
It’s good but it was like the chef stole me mum’s potpourri from the back of her bedroom toilet and dumped it all over our meal.
That’s platepourri mate, it’s the scourge of this generation of young chefs.
platepourri by JJ Seldron May 27, 2017