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schadenfroyo

Increasingly common in the age of overly creative chefs, this is that special satisfaction or pleasure at another person’s unfortunate frozen dessert choice.
What’d you order?

I got one scoop each of Spamberry Crunch, Blueberry Borscht, and Pizza Dough.

Ha! Sucker! I got chocolate and vanilla.

You’re enjoying my disgust too much, this is classic Schadenfroyo.

Do you think I should get the Natto’n Honey, Pralines and Bream, or Whirled Peas?

Try them all! I feel some Schadenfroyo coming on.
by JJ Seldron November 25, 2020
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sane-drain

The emigration of mentally stable individuals from a geographical location, workplace, or institution. As a surplus of wackos becomes apparent, relatively sane folk are forced to get the hell outta Dodge.
The car dealership had suffered from sane drain ever since the boss’s son-in-law was put in charge of human resources.

Sane-drain plagued the presidential campaign offices until the only workers left were too highly medicated to complete all but the simplest of tasks.

As the cult completed construction of their dormitories, sane-drain of longterm locals increased exponentially.
by JJ Seldron September 1, 2019
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