against the grain

Mastubatory term describing an action to heighten pleasure

to masturbate "back hand" therfore against the grain of the natural direction of shaft

by Jim April 2, 2005

huffer

Ball sucker. Ball worshiper.

Jordan is a total huffer, he wouldn't leave Steve's nuts alone man.

by Jim April 4, 2003

Bear in the cave

You have an unseen burger hanging out of your nostril area

Charlie you have bear in the cave. Do you need a tissue?

by Jim October 31, 2004

plugh

Word used in ADVENT, see wordxyzzy/word. One of ADVENT's three magic words (XYZZY, PLUGH, PLOVER).

"If you want to teleport from the Well House to Y2 directly, invoke PLUGH and turn your lamp on."

by Jim August 25, 2003

monkey-love

human sexual relations with a monkley

"any hobbies?"
"...yes"
"what are they?"
".....monkey-love..."
"what?!"

by jim May 7, 2005

singles club

everyone who's single

your in the singles club,eh?

by jim February 13, 2002

mourn

pour out liquor, down a a few shots in memory of your buddy

pour out some liqour for you dead homies

by jim April 5, 2005