JEff's definitions

Albalicious

Something that tries to come close to the glorious beauty that is Jessica Alba

That girl is albalicious, but she will never compare to Jessica Alba.

by jeff November 12, 2003

fucking the proverbial dog

doing nothing to a great extent

Jeff: What are you doing there?
Dave: Fucking the proverbial dog. ie. fucking the well known dog. ie. legally useless

by Jeff April 9, 2003

land shark

A hyperactive dog that runs around harrassing, biting, and chewing everyone and everything in its path.
-A shark-like creature that dwells on land. "AKA" Murphy Brown man around town...

This fucking dog is like a landshark.
Stop landsharking me you little bastard.

by jeff March 17, 2005

preby

The opposite of a prep.

Preby people rule...and preps suck ass

by Jeff February 25, 2004

Gayhawk

A slang term to refer to the Kansas Jayhawks coined by Missouri Tiger fans who appreciate the intense rivalry.

I'd rather not be a sports fan than to have to root for the Gayhawks.

by Jeff October 27, 2004

Ninja Rocks

Small shards or pieces of ceramic spark plug insulator (the white part). When thrown at glass, they break it very quietly. They are used mostly for car burglaries in which the burglar wants to remain unheard.

Dan hit the driver's window with ninja rocks, then Joe ran up on the guy hit him in the nose after opening the door.

by Jeff June 17, 2006

Robstyle

An action or gesture that strongly suggests closet homosexuality.

Looks at the way Rob dances, it's pretty Robstyle

by Jeff April 2, 2004