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Definitions by JD Ellis

Historyvisonism 

The practice of History Revision. Revising history to fit the politically correct popular mandate, regardless of pesky historical facts.
Example: “Historyvisonism will show, the Jews in the ‘Concentration Camps’ actually died of diseases, not gassing!” Or... “According to historyvisonism, the Twin Towers were obviously imploded by the U.S. government, Al Qaeda had nothing to do with it!”
Historyvisonism by JD Ellis February 16, 2008

Hopsydoodle 

When one becomes so excited one cannot contain oneself and bursts into an involuntary “happy dance” ala Snoopy's classic dance for his supper bowl.
Example:“You see them horses hopsydoodle into that pasture soon as you opened that gate!” or... A wife, upon rejoining her newlywed husband, following the consecration of their nuptials, and witnessing him doing an “end zone dance” in the kitchen (but unaware he had just seen his favorite team score on ESPN) remarks seductively, "Well... aren't we a little hopsydoodle this morning!"
Hopsydoodle by JD Ellis February 15, 2008

Clintonesia 

1: Being so enraptured by the Clinton's Mystique one fails to recognize their shortcomings, and longs for their return to power.
Example: “I can't believe Delta's such a "Clintonista"… he must be suffering from Clintonesia!”
Clintonesia by JD Ellis February 14, 2008

Fandangled 

While making love, her husband comes home, the only way for him to hide is to clutch the ceiling fan, which works fine till her hubby flicks the switch, and his member winds up totally "fandangled."
"I'm tellin' ya, she saw him buck naked with that cute little gal! Hoo-doggies... is he gonna git fandangled when he gits home!"
Fandangled by JD Ellis February 14, 2008