JD Ellis's definitions
(oh-bahm-noh-tyzed) Someone who is so deeply under the mesmerizing, hypnotic, spell of Barack Obama, they don’t even realize they’ve listened to him for two hours and he hasn’t actually said anything! “Hope, Change, Hope for Change, Change we can Believe in, Hopefully, while Changing Hope into Dreams, and Dreams into Change, and Change into… Yes We can… We Can Hope for Change!”
Example: “I’m sayin’ the chick is totally Obamnotized! When she tossed her thong onto the stage at his last rally, I said, Girl what the hell are you doing? And all she did was drool and mumble, Obama… Obama… Obama…!”
by JD Ellis February 21, 2008
Get the Obamnotizedmug. (Oh-dah-bah-man-ity) My toddler’s rendition of my wife’s favorite phrase from the ‘Hindenburg Disaster’… “Oh the humanity!”… used (in my wife’s context) as a lamentation for anything, and everything, that tests your mettle.
Example: Standing in line for the “Teacups” at Disneyland, my wife reads a small sign, “From this point your wait is 45 minutes.” To which my toddler Hayley announced in a loud voice, “ODABAMANITY!”
by JD Ellis February 24, 2008
Get the Odabamanitymug. The practice of History Revision. Revising history to fit the politically correct popular mandate, regardless of pesky historical facts.
Example: “Historyvisonism will show, the Jews in the ‘Concentration Camps’ actually died of diseases, not gassing!” Or... “According to historyvisonism, the Twin Towers were obviously imploded by the U.S. government, Al Qaeda had nothing to do with it!”
by JD Ellis February 16, 2008
Get the Historyvisonismmug. When one becomes so excited one cannot contain oneself and bursts into an involuntary “happy dance” ala Snoopy's classic dance for his supper bowl.
Example:“You see them horses hopsydoodle into that pasture soon as you opened that gate!” or... A wife, upon rejoining her newlywed husband, following the consecration of their nuptials, and witnessing him doing an “end zone dance” in the kitchen (but unaware he had just seen his favorite team score on ESPN) remarks seductively, "Well... aren't we a little hopsydoodle this morning!"
by JD Ellis February 15, 2008
Get the Hopsydoodlemug.