Definitions by JCPHOENIX

Pearlystank

A person who has a beautiful white smile but never flosses and their breath stands.

Mary was flashing her pearlystank smile.

Merch

When people leave their wet clothes in the washing machine for a few days. Put them in the dryer, then wear them and they smell really bad!

John’ was walking around yesterday smelling like stanklaundry

Merch