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berenholtzed - to get berenholtzed - (verb) 1. To receive a call from a "friend" who only wants to network/talk about meaningless shit with you for 15-45 minutes only for him to ask you a huge and completely and utterly out of your way inconvenient favor at the end.
2. To recieve an email with 900mb size pictures of girls skydiving and have it crash your inbox and listserve
EXAMPLE "I got berenholtzed and i missed my own college graduation because he talked me into driving him to stamp to get him a cap and gown last minute and he convinced me to pay for it only to realize he couldnt graduate because working the smith store counter doenst count for the 40 elective credits that he allotted."
by JB1ade December 15, 2010
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