JASON's definitions

shortshword

Originally a mis-spoken term for a red plastic tube used for threatening co-workers Short Sword. Eventually as a source of ridicule, this word took on a meaning of it's own. See Sword or Big red Pole or Plastic Tube or Threat or Ridicule. Repeated use causes the teasee to tell the teaser that he hates them or he is going to kill them or tell the teaser's boss that he is being made fun of again.

Mark W: "Don't make me come over there with my shortshword!" or "I'll bust you up with my Shortshword."

West Support Team: "Oh, maybe you can use the shortshword to open that." or "Hey Mark, why don't you and your shortshword come over here and make me?"

by Jason December 2, 2004

the tony danza tap dance extravaganza

the greatest grindcore band of all time. ever. they make dillinger look like crap.

... no ... really... you dont understand

the tony danza tap dance extravaganza owns my soul

by jason February 16, 2005

porked

fucked, had sex with, etc.

I porked your mom, or have you ever porked before?

by Jason November 23, 2003

sum 41

a band that is punk and for everyone ho says its not punk can kiss my ass

good charlotte rox!

by jason February 20, 2004

flopititis

The condition of the vagina post-fisting.

When I was done with her, Kim had flopititis.

by Jason May 10, 2004

THC

The wind beneath my wings... The Active Ingredientin the Marijuana plant that gives you the "high" feeling.

Holy Shit! There's crystallized THC on this bud! Man, are we gonna get fucked up!

by Jason July 5, 2004

lan pa

scrotum in hokkien

your lan pa very big means your scrotum very big

by Jason May 11, 2004