To feel up a girl when she isn't expecting it, that is, grasp her tits or grab her in the crotch (and if a finger shud happen to enter her vagina, so much the better !!)
Best time to cop a feel is in a crowded place so you can run off and can't be found. When I went to my family reunion my 3rd cousin once removed was in a crowd and her juicy peaches were calling me, so I ran up, coped a feel and ran away to the punch table 2 aisles over. Later in the day I grabbed her crotch and my middle finger just happened to slip into her cunt.
by Jake February 19, 2004
Southern slang for ass
by Jake August 24, 2005
by Jake March 06, 2004
The bringer of all pastries that are delectible and insatiable. Women are easily seduced by the orgasmic and luscious chocolates as well as sugary delectables that are founded by the Master Pastry Chef himself, Jacob Shammas
1st Hotty : I had the best sex ever, after eating one of JakesCakes' desserts.
2nd Hotty : Man, that chocolate mousse from Jakescakes was sooo good, i almost came.
2nd Hotty : Man, that chocolate mousse from Jakescakes was sooo good, i almost came.
by Jake March 13, 2005
a team of 9 nerds who have decided that they can't seem to get enough of school, so they stay a while longer and train to be "decathletes." smart teams win county, and possibly state (unless you're in cali, when you'll work your ass off sept-feb, win county, and get your brain handed to you on a silver platter by Moorpark/ECR/Granada)
1. Do you have any free time?
-no, i am on academic decathlon
2. How was the formal?
-for decathlon?
-no, i am on academic decathlon
2. How was the formal?
-for decathlon?
by Jake January 26, 2005
Muja comes from the Panda word meaning "Stick your slong in my bong" It is used only by the 6'5" white kid leaving in Michigan and stands for "I wanna bang your bong with my slong"
"Gurl did you see the MujaPandaMan?"
"YEAH! He was in a gang bang last night, he srewed his girlfriend and her 3 other friends"
"Damnn thats strait up trippin!!"
"YEAH! He was in a gang bang last night, he srewed his girlfriend and her 3 other friends"
"Damnn thats strait up trippin!!"
by jake March 07, 2005
a variation on the original and best sexual lubricant on the planet; ky warming feels warm to the touch as soon as you spread it on human skin
my favourite intimate lubricant is ky warming; it turns warm on contact, and I can just "glide til I cried"
by Jake January 21, 2004