JAKE's definitions

cock author

One who enjoys tatooing dirty homosexual phrases upon the genetalia of their fruity companions. Not be be confused with a mere toatooist tatooing a penis, the cock author does it solely for pleasure and not for profit.

Hans: Were you invited to Bjorn's tatoo party?

Wilhelm: I wouldn't go over there if I were you. He's not a tatooist. He's a freakin cock author.

Hans: Oh shit...

by JakE May 21, 2007

munty

A person that frequently masturbates

1. Why are you dating him? Hes a munty!

by Jake January 8, 2004

Wet Nap

what you wipe your asshole and your twat with, right before you allow the guy to go down on you (assuming that you did have a bath or shower before the date started)

It was obvious we were going to have sex, I used a fresh Wet Nap for my ass, then another to wipe my pussy, just in case he wanted to go down on me.....Sara

by Jake January 20, 2004

gir bone

A girl that you would like to sleep with; derived from the language Jag

"Look at those lucktans on that gir bone

by Jake January 7, 2005

unicorning

when a mystical unicorn sticks its horn up your ass

My little pony unicorned me last night!

by jake August 6, 2004

GBJG

a character on atnw
a picture of a woman with her eyes wide and her mouth open goofily.
...like she is giving a goofy blowjob.

GBJB is so secxksy

by jake December 22, 2003

nightcream

nocturnal emission

I woke in a pool of jism, I'd had a wet dream leaving nightcream everywhere

by Jake March 5, 2004