Definitions by JAKE
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ass caroler
One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.
*ding dong!*
Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!
Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!
Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!
Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!
Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!
Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!
ass caroler by JakE October 23, 2007
queef chief
The supreme commander and chief of queefing. Usually a whore if referring to a woman, or a fruity fag if referring to a man.
Dick: Wow. I heard kim got fucked like 54 times last night.
Abe: Yeah. And Ronald got pounded in the ass by 4 guys at once.
Dick: Frickin' queef chiefs.
Abe: Yeah. And Ronald got pounded in the ass by 4 guys at once.
Dick: Frickin' queef chiefs.
queef chief by JakE October 20, 2007
knuck flucker
One who runs around completely naked through a chicken coop, punching, and raping all the animals inside. Usually done by drunken hillbillies, occasionally done as a dare.
knuck flucker by JakE May 24, 2007
boner loaf
boner loaf by JakE May 22, 2007
shit tickler
John: Fucking ew dude, did you hear what tom did to all the other guys at marv's sleepover?
Zach: Yeah dude. what a fuckin shit tickler.
John: I bet that twisted bastards' fingers smell.
Zach: Yeah dude. what a fuckin shit tickler.
John: I bet that twisted bastards' fingers smell.
shit tickler by JakE May 21, 2007