JAK's definitions

cocknose

sum1 with a huge nose / sum1 hu is a just a wanka and u dnt like atall

alex : jesus my sister is a cocknose
jak : indeed she has a huge nose

by jak April 1, 2005

trumpet fish

fart

I had a bowl of chili for dinner last night, and the trumpet fish are running wild this morning.

by jak December 27, 2002

tube

a water bong.

by Jak April 21, 2003

weasel

shifty, schemeing person that will do whatever they need to to escape whatever they fear in the moment

Listin up you little fucass weasel, if you lie to me again -- you are just gettin' yosef' another slap

by jak February 13, 2003

Hogwarts

A school of witchcraft and wizardry for children ages 10-17

by Jak January 27, 2003

armigator

A word made up in french class.
Where you use your arms to immitate an alligator and make weird french-accent sounding noises.
ie: "PADDABATEES MADDAME"

me - WTF is an armigator
jack - "PADABATEES"

by jak April 30, 2004