3 definitions by J.R. Cahoon

Nickname for a pale skinned, parasitic, liberal twot. She is a ho, if you have the dough. Don't fall hard for her after you pump a load in her snapper, she has a habit of jumping from guy to guy in a heartbeat. I would also like to add that she gives lousy blow jobs(so-I have been told).
*See: Candace In Brockport/Ghettos-ville Rochester.
by J.R. Cahoon June 28, 2004
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A woman whos pussy smells like tuna that has been left out in the sun for eight hours, or more. It occurs from the lack of hygene, and the fact that she has had at least five loads of jizz pumped in her daily, since sixth grade.
Kris MillSPAWN has the nastiest Salmon Snatch I have ever sniffed. 200 gallons of bleach and perfume could not get that to smell halfway decent. Has she ever though about cleaning it out every 3000 miles?? My god-what a nasty ho.
by J.R. Cahoon June 28, 2004
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It's the stinky jizz that *oozes* out of a nasty hos twot, after her third fuck of the day. You can only hold so much sperm in the tank-till it *oozes out*.
Screw a Millspaugh and wait 5 minutes. watch the flys swarm on it like they have not eaten in days!!
by J.R. Cahoon June 28, 2004
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