Definitions by J.P. Damboragian

Boardman 

To poop one's pants without any internal biological warning

Tom thought he merely had to urinate, but then he Boardmaned all over the floor.

Boardman by J.P. Damboragian February 20, 2008

stephglass 

to be completely lame, yet still enjoyable.

Sara liked the play but John thought is was stephglass.

stephglass by J.P. Damboragian February 20, 2008