J.P. Damboragian's definitions

Boardman

To poop one's pants without any internal biological warning

Tom thought he merely had to urinate, but then he Boardmaned all over the floor.

by J.P. Damboragian February 20, 2008

stephglass

to be completely lame, yet still enjoyable.

Sara liked the play but John thought is was stephglass.

by J.P. Damboragian February 20, 2008