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Definitions by J.Manstrong

Burn It Down 

Verb. To go out with the specific intention of achieving a level of inebriation so intense, that when you finally wake up from your binge-indused dirtnap blackout, you can only assume that you have burned your life to the ground.
Present tense;
- Hey, what are you boys up to tonight?

- Dude, we're gonna burn it down big time. Probably not coming back from one, just gonna push the boat out and let it sail

Past tense;
- Hey, what the hell happened to you last night?
- Dude, we burned it down so hard last night, I'm fairly certain my body is now 90% alcohol, probably been fired from my job and the bank will have foreclosed on what's left of my house...
Burn It Down by J.Manstrong December 26, 2016

Nevigator 

A person who is terrible with any kind of directions, even with google maps in hand they find a way to get lost, showing up late to everything.

Never + Navigator = Nevigator
'Hey everyone, sorry I'm late... Got lost somehow.'

'WTF dude, you're such a Nevigator.'
Nevigator by J.Manstrong October 12, 2015

Spraydius 

When you end up too damn close to someone who spits when they speak...
Victim: Fuck you dude, say it don't spray it!!
Offender: get the hell outta my Spraydius Then Dickhead!
Spraydius by J.Manstrong May 2, 2015

Talkin' that dribble 

When someone is waffling on about some mess, when they should should just be about some real talk. may go upside the head to straighten things out.
We are supportive of what you guys are doing, and the innovative approach you are taking - we should table this for further discussion offline at some stage.

Yo! Stop talkin' that dribble... we need some real-talk here.

Are you a shit talker or a shot caller? In or out?

Wizard-Fresh 

When you're so goddam fresh that it seems there must be some wizardry involved...
"Damn yo, Richard is so fuckin Wizard-Fresh today"
Wizard-Fresh by J.Manstrong December 14, 2014
This would proceed or follow any informative statement;

- ICYW; I don't have herpes...

- I don't have herpes - ICYW...
ICYW by J.Manstrong August 26, 2014