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cybermuter

A person that will not talk on the telephone, but will text message, chat, or I.M. all damn day. A person that doesn't answer the phone, and exchanges all telephone conversations for Text Messages, Instant Messaging, or Chat over the Internet, even when they are available to answer their phone.
When I called Gina Davis, she didn't answer the telephone, as if BEETLEJUICE was a cybermuter, and had put a zipper over our mouths. Instead, she referred to the "text" book of The Recently Deceased... Its as if both of us had been hushed.
by J.J. Wiggles November 8, 2010
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Pelvicorn

A human being named expressly for his appendage which controls his life and decision making.

While possessing mystical powers due to the great size and talent, of his most important body part, he is a legend and a savant all in one being... Therefore a being of lore in all forms of the imagination.
"Hey... Did you hear about JJ!?... He's a real life pelvicorn!"
by J.J. Wiggles August 2, 2015
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Pelvicorn

A human being named expressly for his appendage which controls his life and decision making.

While possessing mystical powers due to the great size and talent, of his most important body part, he is a legend and a savant all in one being... Therefore a being of lore in all forms of the imagination.
"Hey... Did you hear about JJ!?... He's a real life pelvicorn!"
by J.J. Wiggles August 2, 2015
mugGet the Pelvicornmug.

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