J.J. Georvid's definitions

Cat roller

The action of always using your lint roller just for collecting cat hairs on your clothes.

Cat person 1: I couldn't find my cat roller this morning so I have to go through the whole day today with all these cat hairs on me.

by J.J. Georvid February 2, 2017

Flarp

A safe, clean way to cuss. Flarp most often replaces F**k.

n. Flarp
v. Flarpin'
"Flarp you, I don't like you either."
"I can't believe you got me this gift. I flarpin' love you!"

by J.J. Georvid September 23, 2016