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Definitions by J. B. Baby

Album Purist 

Someone who listens to entire albums instead of just a few songs here and there. Person who follows albumism. Also albumer or albumist. Opposite of songer or songist.
Some album purist was aching me for buying a few songs off of iTunes.
Album Purist by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006
Non-album purist; someone who listens to entire albums instead of just a few songs here and there. Also songist. Opposite of albumer or albumist.
iTunes caters far more to songers than albumists.
Songer by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006
Non-album purist; someone who listens to a few songs here and there more than entire albums. Frequently randomizes their playlist. Also songer. Opposite of albumer or albumist.
iTunes caters far more to songists than albumers.
Songist by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006

SMYOAALTS 

"Spare Me Your Obnoxious Abbreviations And Learn To Spell."

Sarcastic internet shorthand originated in Lore Brand Comics - "OMG LOL."

A blowoff to people who refuse to even attempt to type properly.
"Dear Reader: SMYOAALTS. --Lore"
SMYOAALTS by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006