Definitions by J-Fresh

fucktard 

compound word for "fucked hard"

fucked + hard = fucktard

Man, me and Maria fucktard last night, she can barely walk.

fucktard by J-Fresh January 22, 2005

jerkins 

Any hand lotion that resembles cum.

Dude, is that jerkins on your leg, or did you jizz all over yourself?

jerkins by J-Fresh January 20, 2005