J Man's definitions

red eyed

when a man ejaculates into ones eye causing it to turn red - bloodshot

hey dude u red eyed me

by J man May 22, 2004

turd cutter

the hole where the poop leaves your body.

We fist fuck bitches up their turd cutters

by J man February 26, 2003

Episode 3

1.The final nail in the coffin of the terrible prequel to Star Wars.

2. To ruin a perfectly good trilogy with a special-effects, bluescreen-ridden, horrible cast selection prequel.

by J Man October 3, 2003

shadizzle

very shady, king shady

Damn that's shadizzle

by j man March 9, 2003

squff

To fornicate while squatting in a manner that is quick and to the point.

There was very little to hide behind at the campground, so my girlfriend and I squffed behind a smll rock.

by J Man October 3, 2003