Definitions by J Lau

Tucker 

The name given to a person who smokes at least 1/10th the worlds supply of marijuana. This marijuana is rolled in 1/10th the worlds supplies of cigars, which are sent to the person's doorstep in the thousands by different promotional cigar companies. Whoever achieves this status must wear steel jeans as to suppress to constant onslaught of naked spread eagle beautiful women flying at their crotch from all directions.

" Hey look theres tucker! looks like he's wiping gine-gine juice off of his steel jeans again. "

Tucker by J Lau December 10, 2008

wiitarded 

A label used to define an individual that is incapable of playing a Nintendo Wii with any amount of skill. Their coordination and kinetic abilities are so insufficient that they are laughed out of any Wii playing session.

" Hey! Gary hit himself in the balls with the Wii-mote again! He's so goddamn wiitarded. "

wiitarded by J Lau December 30, 2006