Definitions by J From the Kingsmen

Snew

Noelle: Say "it didn't happen"... Say "it didn't snow"
You: It happened. It Snew.
Noelle: What?
Kris: What?

A portmanteau of having self sexual intercourse with another person whilst giving yourself sexual stimulation.

So you mean you wanna smashter bait to you and Catherine in a latex suit or something?