J 0 K A's definitions

scat

to take a fat shit on someone and rub it all over their body; nasty ass porno

May: oooh! Please shit all over me!
Jay: Aight bitch if you say so. *takes out newspaper and shits all over may*

by J 0 K A February 6, 2005

Broward

also known as AIDS County

yo man broward is the AIDS capital in the US now

by J 0 K A December 3, 2005

Miami Dolphins

an NFL team that had a season of only 1 win in 04-05 and then beat the patriots; BALLAS

man 1: man the dolphins are doing really bad this season.
man 2: yea but atleast they beat the #1 team in the NFL this season.
man 1: DAM! THOSE BITCHEZ ARE BALLAS!

by J 0 K A January 22, 2005

hymen

ma b0i that 0wnz everyone in RS; see PIMP

K1ng J 0 K A: damn b0i! its 2 easy 0wnin deez n00bz.
H Y M E N: F0 real! we need some challenge.

by J 0 K A January 25, 2005

beef jerky

1. a fuckin delicious snack.

Yes Jack Link's Teriyaki beef jerky makes me cream in my pants.

by J 0 K A November 15, 2005

gas guzzler

any american car made in the world

I own an Excursion. It gets about 8 miles per gallon. It's a true gas guzzler

by J 0 K A October 4, 2005

wee wee

a very tiny dick; usually 1-3 inches

Boy: look at my shlong!
Girls: ahahahhahaha! u got a wee wee!

by J 0 K A January 29, 2006