Artur

Yo Bruce, ask the head guy to eat that cheeseburger
by J November 18, 2003
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Russian candycane

Like a pearl necklace but just before the man ejaculates, he punches her in the face making her nose bleed. The blood mixing with the semen resembles a festive candycane swirl.
Vlad finished off the holidays by giving Nadia a messy Russian candycane.
by J November 12, 2003
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piss in my cornflakes

A big let down; disappointment; An urban version of "Rain on my parade"

A favorite saying growing up in Michigan
Damn, I was about to bang this bitch and her parents had to come home and piss in my cornflakes!
by J April 27, 2004
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CollectaCheck

A member of law enforcement who does the absolute bare minimum to maintain his employment. usu. a sign of cowardice, apathy and lethargy, rarely a sign of intelligence.
going into 7-11 highasamotherfucker, I wasn't stressin 5-0, they was CollectaChecks.
by J January 21, 2004
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Mistress

1. noun; In B/D and S/M, the woman who is dominant.
2. noun; Proper title of dominant woman in B/D and S/M relationship.
1. I am a dominant Mistress who is looking for a submissive slave to play with.
2. My name is Mistress Tiffany.
by J June 04, 2003
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Windows

A high paid barbaric and cold-blooded way to turn your computer into a Relic.
I just donated my windows installed wrecked computer to the local museum
by j March 14, 2005
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haggard

That ho's pussy is so haggard
by j May 13, 2005
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