Brian

A man who keeps a tiny lawnmower inside and has a bug problem in his bush

Have you met the new neighbor, Brian? That man is so obsessed with his lawn that he has a special lawnmower in his house just in case the carpet gets too long

by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025

Rocky Mountain High School

A school that used to have a fantastic art program but is now a sad dumpster fire full of meth addicts and wannabe jocks.

“Do you remember Rocky Mountain High School?”
“No!”

Or

“Your mom must have went to Rocky Mountain High School!”

by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025

Cache la Poudre River

Why are hiding the powder

“Stop asking questions and Cache la Poudre River”

by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025

Poudre Valley High School

Hicks

Did ya hear about the hicks tryna hide the powder at Poudre Valley High School?

by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025