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Where your school sends you for a few weeks when you’ve done something really bad or illegal but they don’t want to expel you. It’s a step above suspension, but below expulsion. Basically, a school full of people fighting, doing drugs, and drinking...
Guy: I gotta got to fucking ADAPT because the principal caught me hitting the pen in the bathrooms
ADAPT by It's Me, Bitch September 12, 2019
A more detatched way of saying "dad." If you have a bad relationship with your dad, you refer to them as father... unless you're rich and pretentious, then you use father on a daily basis.
Me: My father nagged me again about my future.
Father by It's Me, Bitch June 6, 2017
The newest meme. After an ad featuring Kendall Jenner giving a police officer a Pepsi at a protest, a bunch of people freaked out. Pretty much, the meme uses Pepsi as a "peace offering" to officers.
Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over today?"
Me: *Pulls out Pepsi* "I think I do."
Officer: *Looks both ways then takes the Pepsi* "Sorry, my mistake. You can go."
Pepsi by It's Me, Bitch April 8, 2017