It's Me, Bitch's definitions

ADAPT

Where your school sends you for a few weeks when you’ve done something really bad or illegal but they don’t want to expel you. It’s a step above suspension, but below expulsion. Basically, a school full of people fighting, doing drugs, and drinking...

Guy: I gotta got to fucking ADAPT because the principal caught me hitting the pen in the bathrooms

by It's Me, Bitch September 12, 2019

Pepsi

The newest meme. After an ad featuring Kendall Jenner giving a police officer a Pepsi at a protest, a bunch of people freaked out. Pretty much, the meme uses Pepsi as a "peace offering" to officers.

Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over today?"
Me: *Pulls out Pepsi* "I think I do."
Officer: *Looks both ways then takes the Pepsi* "Sorry, my mistake. You can go."

by It's Me, Bitch April 8, 2017

Father

A more detatched way of saying "dad." If you have a bad relationship with your dad, you refer to them as father... unless you're rich and pretentious, then you use father on a daily basis.

Me: My father nagged me again about my future.

by It's Me, Bitch June 6, 2017