William the Worm

A beautiful worm that will forever be missed. Was found in a Tesco cucumber, and was squished in the shrink-wrap. Caused many heartbreaks, within his family and throughout the media. His death was truly something to mourn over. His funeral was held in the backyard of his family. William is gone, but will remain forever in our hearts.

William the Worm, Faithful and brave,

Though his life was short-term,

And will never be the same,

William the Worm,

The sky grew bright that day,

Though sadly, his soul flew away,

And now I sit here, with tears in my eyes,

And as I let out small cries,

I will know now that William the Worm,

Was the greatest worm alive

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 14, 2018

How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

A Brazillion.

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 14, 2018

Sydney

Sydney is sweet and kind, and loves everyone she meets. She is really hard to hurt, but don't take advantage of that. Once she leaves, she never comes back. Occasionally she's forgiving, but it seems very rare. Beautiful inside and out, though she doesn't believe it's true. Loves to play video games and drink Mountain Dew like it's a drug. Believes that everyone is alive for a reason, and that everyone has a purpose. Named after Sydney, Australia.

Taylor: Is that Sydney?
Ayanna: Yep.
Taylor: She's hottt.
Ayanna: ):<< TRIGGERED

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis January 24, 2018