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Definitions by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis

Sydney is sweet and kind, and loves everyone she meets. She is really hard to hurt, but don't take advantage of that. Once she leaves, she never comes back. Occasionally she's forgiving, but it seems very rare. Beautiful inside and out, though she doesn't believe it's true. Loves to play video games and drink Mountain Dew like it's a drug. Believes that everyone is alive for a reason, and that everyone has a purpose. Named after Sydney, Australia.
Taylor: Is that Sydney?
Ayanna: Yep.
Taylor: She's hottt.
Ayanna: ):<< TRIGGERED
Sydney by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis January 24, 2018
Bitch, WTF are you doing, wasting your time and efforts, just to look up the definition of bananas on a dictionary that isn't even accurate a lot of the time. Yet again, why am I wasting my time to type this?

ANYWAY, if you want an answer, here it is;

Bananas are fruits that are yellow or green and shaped like a crescent moon. Favored by monkeys and fucking minions. Bananas grow on trees in bunches. High in potassium. Honestly, not that much of a fan, but if you're into that kind of thing, there you go.
Joe: Wassup my dood, I just ate a banana. BANANAS ARE GORGEOUS FRUITS!!
Bob: ... I'm disowning you, son.
Bananas by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis January 24, 2018
When you don't know what to say, so you just squish your neck in to form a double chin, and move your mouth straight across your face, creating the most awkward face you can think of at the time.
"Ayy bubby, I just broke up with April last night. so you can date her now."
"(( l:"
(( l: by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis November 8, 2017