Iscariom's definitions

Illegally Retarded

A person who has no debilitating mental problems, yet still doesn't grasp reality or utilize common sense, even though a wealth of knowledge (the internet) is at their fingertips.

"Emmy thinks if she isn't attracted to someone who hits on her, then it's technically rape. That girl's illegally retarded."

by Iscariom June 6, 2014

Dirty Kurt

When someone is extra dirty. Like seriously dirty... boxes stacked up in the shower dirty... so dirty your skin looks grey and occasionally takes on a yellow, or brownish hue.

That guy over there's a Dirty Kurt.

by Iscariom July 6, 2011

Looker

The type of person who wipes their ass and looks at the toilet paper afterward.

"You see that guy over there? I'll bet he's a looker."

"There's only two kinds of people in this world. Lookers and Non-Lookers. Which one are you?"

by Iscariom March 1, 2011

Non-Looker

The type of person who wipes their ass and does not look at the toilet paper afterward.

There's only two kinds of people in this world. Lookers and Non-Lookers. Which one are you?

by Iscariom March 1, 2011

Cherry Aim

Bad aim; When someone playing an FPS game sprays a machine gun wildly at an opponent without killing them; Shitty shooting.

I can' believe you unloaded a whole clip at that guy and didn't hit him once. That's some cherry aim.

by Iscariom February 27, 2011