Iron Drew Pickles's definitions
To miss a field goal at close range. Named after Seattle Seahawk Steven Hauschka, who has been well known for missing close range field goals since late 2014.
by Iron Drew Pickles February 5, 2017
Get the hauschkamug. A fat, unattractive racist with the personality of a dead moth. Never researches topics before injecting his libtard ideology into a discussion.
by Iron Drew Pickles April 21, 2018
Get the dustin whitemug.