BEN LOMAND ALLEN

A guy who says he'll kick your ass but then chickens out when you say you'll butt fuck him instead.

BLA-"Im gonna Kick your ass!"
ME-"Shut the fuck up! I could butt fuck you against your will"
BLA- THROWS A FIT AND FRIENDS BREAK IT UP. Typical Ben Lomand Allen

by Irishbackrub May 18, 2025

truck stop floss

Truck stop floss: a pubic hair found in a urinal.

These contractors keep leaving truck stop floss in the urinals.

by Irishbackrub May 10, 2017