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Person 1: I am me

Person 2: you need a therapist
Me by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023

friend zoned 

When you ask someone out but instead of saying “YES!!!!” They say “Ewww, we are just freinds” this will hurt way more then getting rejected because you always will see the person you got friendzoned by.
Person #1: Hey, I dont know how to say this but I like you.

Person #2: BITCH WE ARE FREINDS AND BY THE WAY I HAVE A BF WITH YOU SHOULD KNOW WE ARE OVER YOUR NOT MY FREIND.

Person #1: you broke up yesterday

Person #2: Oh yeah, BUT WE ARE STILL JUST FREINDS DUMBASS.

Person #3: it’s ok you will get over it

Crowd: DAMNNNN HE GOT friend zoned IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE LUNCH ROOM hahahahahaha
A place that no one lives in, there is not 3 million people there, it’s Idaho that has 3 million people. All iowa is is corn, nothing else, border is corn, ground is corn, houses are corn, people are corn. Is home to 6 billion corn.
Person #1: Yooooooo I went to iowa today

Person #2: how is the corn?

Person #1: it is really good, but I was lonely only thing there was corn, almost got trapped.

Person #2: Ohio is worse bro.

Person #1: YOUR JUST MAD CAUSE YALL DONT GOT CEDAR POINT BITCH!
Iowa by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023