A place that no one lives in, there is not 3 million people there, it’s Idaho that has 3 million people. All iowa is is corn, nothing else, border is corn, ground is corn, houses are corn, people are corn. Is home to 6 billion corn.
Person #1: Yooooooo I went to iowa today
Person #2: how is the corn?
Person #1: it is really good, but I was lonely only thing there was corn, almost got trapped.
Person #2: Ohio is worse bro.
Person #1: YOUR JUST MAD CAUSE YALL DONT GOT CEDAR POINT BITCH!
Person #2: how is the corn?
Person #1: it is really good, but I was lonely only thing there was corn, almost got trapped.
Person #2: Ohio is worse bro.
Person #1: YOUR JUST MAD CAUSE YALL DONT GOT CEDAR POINT BITCH!
by IowanCorn2352 May 01, 2023
When you ask someone out but instead of saying “YES!!!!” They say “Ewww, we are just freinds” this will hurt way more then getting rejected because you always will see the person you got friendzoned by.
Person #1: Hey, I dont know how to say this but I like you.
Person #2: BITCH WE ARE FREINDS AND BY THE WAY I HAVE A BF WITH YOU SHOULD KNOW WE ARE OVER YOUR NOT MY FREIND.
Person #1: you broke up yesterday
Person #2: Oh yeah, BUT WE ARE STILL JUST FREINDS DUMBASS.
Person #3: it’s ok you will get over it
Crowd: DAMNNNN HE GOT friend zoned IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE LUNCH ROOM hahahahahaha
Person #2: BITCH WE ARE FREINDS AND BY THE WAY I HAVE A BF WITH YOU SHOULD KNOW WE ARE OVER YOUR NOT MY FREIND.
Person #1: you broke up yesterday
Person #2: Oh yeah, BUT WE ARE STILL JUST FREINDS DUMBASS.
Person #3: it’s ok you will get over it
Crowd: DAMNNNN HE GOT friend zoned IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE LUNCH ROOM hahahahahaha
by IowanCorn2352 May 01, 2023
Roll-er Co-ster
A train on a track that is safer than American schools. It goes up a lift hill with a chain and hen drops you down a huge hill, it goes upside down. People say you can die on it but they are just pussys.
A train on a track that is safer than American schools. It goes up a lift hill with a chain and hen drops you down a huge hill, it goes upside down. People say you can die on it but they are just pussys.
FRIEND 1: Bro have you heard about the new roller coaster at funnisland.
Pussy #1: A ROLLER COASTER? YOU WILL FUCKING DIE.
Friend #1: *forces pussy to go on the roller coaster*
Pussy #1 and Pussy #2: WERE GONNA FUCKING DIEEE.
Pussy #1: A ROLLER COASTER? YOU WILL FUCKING DIE.
Friend #1: *forces pussy to go on the roller coaster*
Pussy #1 and Pussy #2: WERE GONNA FUCKING DIEEE.
by IowanCorn2352 May 02, 2023