Definitions by Indy Sparkplug

Jizzle 

Jizz that fizzles because its incapable of impregnating.

The fertility doctor says my husband shoots nothing but jizzle. I'll never get pregnant!

Jizzle by Indy Sparkplug May 6, 2010

Nanogasm 

The most minimal of orgasms; barely registering as an orgasm. Condition typically caused by an inept sex partner.

My boyfriend says he's ready for some loving tonight. Given his lack of skills, I'll be lucky to even have a nanogasm.

Nanogasm by Indy Sparkplug May 4, 2010

Laundry Machine 

A common household appliance that actually doubles as a wonderful place to sit on for the purpose of achieving sensual vibrations that lead to tremendous orgasms.

After doing three loads of laundry today, I needed a boost. So, I sat on the laundry machine and achieved the most exquisite of orgasms.

Laundry Machine by Indy Sparkplug May 4, 2010

The Midnight Doggie 

Having sex doggie style near the midnight hour and with such vigor that it causes the receiver to howl out like a dog.

I slammed my girlfriend with the midnight doggie last night. Her howling nearly woke up the neighbors.

The Midnight Doggie by Indy Sparkplug May 1, 2010