Industrio Melman's definitions

assanswer

ass answer

by Industrio Melman April 26, 2003

-fu

skill

"Your kung-fu is good, but still!" "Your driving-fu better be pretty good if you're going to win the race."

by Industrio Melman March 14, 2003

ass answer

Unintentionally answering a phone call with the phone in your pocket by sitting on it or otherwise applying pressure to the keys just as someone calls you. See also: ass dial.

Someone called me but I think I just ass answered.

by Industrio Melman April 26, 2003

evildoerr

Venture capitalist shitbag.

We were doing fine and then that evildoerr totall al-Quaeda'd our business plan.

by Industrio Melman March 13, 2003

asshat time

1. Time spent being an idiot. 2. Time pre-allocated for someone to be an idiot.

You'd better give him two weeks of asshat time before the project starts or he'll fuck it up when it counts.

by Industrio Melman March 13, 2003

ass dial

accidentally making a phone from the cell phone in your pocket by sitting on it or otherwise having unintentionally applying pressure to the buttons

Take your phone out of your pocket. Quit ass dialing me. I'm sick of listening to you singing along to the radio.

by Industrio Melman April 26, 2003

assdial

ass dial

by Industrio Melman April 26, 2003