Definitions by Industrio Melman
ass dial
accidentally making a phone from the cell phone in your pocket by sitting on it or otherwise having unintentionally applying pressure to the buttons
Take your phone out of your pocket. Quit ass dialing me. I'm sick of listening to you singing along to the radio.
ass dial by Industrio Melman April 26, 2003
ass answer
Unintentionally answering a phone call with the phone in your pocket by sitting on it or otherwise applying pressure to the keys just as someone calls you. See also: ass dial.
ass answer by Industrio Melman April 26, 2003
-fu
"Your kung-fu is good, but still!" "Your driving-fu better be pretty good if you're going to win the race."
-fu by Industrio Melman March 14, 2003