A young man who is an amazing friend but also looks exactly like Michael Cera but constantly calls you a fgt and needs to go home at 5 oclock to read The Gruffalo before beddy byes.
He also very much enjoys a dank meme.
Person 1: 'Hey look it's Oliver M'
Person 2: 'I thought he would be in bed by now'
Person 1: 'Nah he's allowed out till 5 now"
A tale as old as time, a myth, some say it is true some say it is not.
The story goes:
A young man is lying on his bed watching 'these kids must be stopped' by ricegum he is then extremely sexually attracted to Jacob Sartorius so he begins to beat his dick over it, he then exclaims 'ah fuck!' as he drops the iPad onto his erect cock.
Hello Joel Jacobs
HAHA JOEL JACOBS
Either Joel Jacobs is real or Joel Jacobs is fake