Definitions by Ima Fucking noncé

Pee pee toucher 

A pee pee toucher is someone who loves to touch other boys pee pees. They are usually called mark, and love to suck the pee pee as well. Sometimes they kidnap the boys in special pee pee vans and drive them away forever.

Liam: hey isn’t that van a little bit close to us? It could be a pee pee toucher van
Ryan: *nose runs* don’t chop off my head!!
Mark: *gets out of van* get here little boy I have free sonic games!
Liam: ok

Ryan: *shits himself*

Pee pee toucher by Ima Fucking noncé April 6, 2019

Mrs long ass head

A very alien looking being with an insanely long head. They like to commit incest, especially with their brothers, but sometimes their dads too.

“Oh look! It’s mrs long ass head off to fuck her brother again!”

Mrs long ass head by Ima Fucking noncé March 31, 2019

Stewart pearce 

BIG FAT GAY NONCE. He likes to suck MA PEE PEE!! WHEN HE COMES THE GROUND SHAKES LIKE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

“FUCK ITS STEWART PEARCE!! RUUUUUN BEFORE THE BUILDING COLLAPSES!!”

Stewart pearce by Ima Fucking noncé March 31, 2019

Abdul curry Karim egg 

A weird boy who loves curry and has a sexual fetish for cream eggs

Mark: “Hey Abdul curry Karim egg what are you eating?”
Abdul: *stuffs cream egg down his pants* “ it’s a cream egg, and I ain’t eating it!!”

Abdul curry Karim egg by Ima Fucking noncé March 31, 2019