Definitions by Im not putting my lips on that

rage learning

Intensive self-education motivated by anger over new comprehension of past deception or knowledge deficit.

He earned a degree in theology while rage learning about all the ways his traumatic childhood indoctrination was wrong.

rage learning by Im not putting my lips on that April 5, 2022

sarcastic heifer 

Ironic (esp. self aware) description of someone who embraces their own jubilant wit and isn’t concerned with dismissive or sexist responses.

What a year to give up being a sarcastic heifer for Lent.

sarcastic heifer by Im not putting my lips on that March 13, 2022

blunion 

A blunt made out of an onion.

They made a blunt out of an onion.
Yeah, it’s a blunion. Is that weird?
They made a blunt out of an onion!

blunion by Im not putting my lips on that March 7, 2021

benvy 

Benign or benevolent envy. Envy that appreciates the achievement or good fortune of another aspirationally without wishing to take anything away from them. esp. in terms of love and relationships.

He felt benvy about his friend's new romance. I'm benvious that you met such a wonderful person.

benvy by Im not putting my lips on that December 8, 2020

VGTG 

I am the greatest.

etymology: The "Voice Game System" communication tool used in Tribes: Ascend has a variety of mnemonic text commands. VGTG is the combination of the prefix VG (Voice Global) and TG (The Greatest). See: tribes.fandom.com/wiki/Voice_Game_System

I did this awesome thing! VGTG!

VGTG by Im not putting my lips on that October 20, 2020

anatomical transposition 

A figurative physical condition where one behaves as though a part of their anatomy has been transposed with another.

cf. one's dick and one's head

Anatomical transposition is a common characteristic in upper management.

anatomical transposition by Im not putting my lips on that April 1, 2020