Jensen

Jensens are the most sexy canadian men youve ever witnessed with your own eyes. When you see a jensen in the wild, your eyes will burn off from the intense light that jensens give off. Jensens are usually paired with maggies, but this is not always the case
Person: oh hey is that jensen- OH SHIT I CANT SEE, IT BURNS. IT BUUUURRRRNNNSSS
by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024
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Theo

Theo is the title given to people who transcend human comprehension. Theos have massive penises that end up in your asshole one way or another. When this man fucks you with just the tip, you will not be able to walk for the rest of your life. Theos when greeted into heaven immediately get the most hot sloppy toppy from god.
Angel: I think a theo is entering the gates of heaven now
God: hol on lemme tie my hair back.
by Ilovebrohan2212 October 02, 2023
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hop on roblox

a type of sex practice that involves two hardcore gay men ingesting a ton of pepto bismol and mixing the subsequent explosive diahrrea it with human balls and pizza sauce to create a bolognaise and mix it with spaghetti, which the gay men will then use as lube to continue their hardcore and intense, hot, sweaty, amazing and romantic sex.
gay 1: hey we should hop on roblox
gay 2: ok ill get the pepto bismol
by Ilovebrohan2212 May 25, 2024
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Tf2

After partaking in gay anal, tf2 is when you grab a rocket launcher and use it as a butt plug for your partner, blow up the partner and boogie down on what remains on the partner.
Guy 1: you wanna tf2
Guy 2 (suicidal): yeah sure im not afraid of death.
by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024
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