Ilovebrohan2212's definitions

charlotte

Someone who you think could be a girl, but is actually a secret guy with a massive benis. sometimes also a fag.

person 1: hey look its charlotte
person 2: what a bitch

by Ilovebrohan2212 May 25, 2024

Theo

Theo is the title given to people who transcend human comprehension. Theos have massive penises that end up in your asshole one way or another. When this man fucks you with just the tip, you will not be able to walk for the rest of your life. Theos when greeted into heaven immediately get the most hot sloppy toppy from god.

Angel: I think a theo is entering the gates of heaven now
God: hol on lemme tie my hair back.

by Ilovebrohan2212 October 2, 2023

Jensen

Jensens are the most sexy canadian men youve ever witnessed with your own eyes. When you see a jensen in the wild, your eyes will burn off from the intense light that jensens give off. Jensens are usually paired with maggies, but this is not always the case

Person: oh hey is that jensen- OH SHIT I CANT SEE, IT BURNS. IT BUUUURRRRNNNSSS

by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024

The golden nugget

The name for that one small nugget of shit that has some yellow stuff t in it, and a bit of red.

Guy 1: i just did the golden nugget
Guy 2: call an ambulance

by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024