Transportation Security Administration (TSA) full-body scanning machine. Of course, if you're hard-up and things did not go well in the airport bathroom glory-hole, you might want to pass on this machine and head straight for the full-body rub (minus happy ending unless you have a great imagination and are 'quick')--aka security 'pat-down.'
Well, I'm at the airport heading for the gate. I took off my shoes, loosened my belt, un-buttoned my shirt and left my underwear at home. Instead of a
security pat-down, I am going through the
scanner, lovingly referred to as the 'airporn booth,' or '
airporn cube.' Hopefully
TSA officers won't detain me after they see my naked
junk in the airporn booth, thinking I have two round pieces of C-4 taped to a stick of dynamite!! LOL
