1 definition by Idon'tgotnotype
False depth. Fake philosophical. It sounds deep and philosophical but they are just trying to impress people, or they are just trying to confuse people.
Person 1: Dude! Mark says the deepest shit!
Person 2: Nah man, Mark is so pseudosophical, he is just rambling like an idiot, just listen to him.
Mark:The kitten hits the ball, but the ball is the one that is hitting, because in a cosmic sense the ball is controlling the kitten, in a such way that it only appears on this plane of reality it is the kitten in charge, but no man, it is the ball, the ball is the master of this fickle thing we call life, we think we are in control of our selves when we do things, but it is the things we do things to who dictate our actions and sub-conscious.
Person 1: Yeah you're right! Mark is so full of shit.
Person 2: Nah man, Mark is so pseudosophical, he is just rambling like an idiot, just listen to him.
Mark:The kitten hits the ball, but the ball is the one that is hitting, because in a cosmic sense the ball is controlling the kitten, in a such way that it only appears on this plane of reality it is the kitten in charge, but no man, it is the ball, the ball is the master of this fickle thing we call life, we think we are in control of our selves when we do things, but it is the things we do things to who dictate our actions and sub-conscious.
Person 1: Yeah you're right! Mark is so full of shit.
by Idon'tgotnotype January 22, 2015