do a Morecambe

I heard this phrase at the Comedy Store in London when an old man was performing at the gong show. I can only presume that the heckle "Do a Morecambe" meant to have a heart attack whilst performing, as did the much-loved British comedian Eric Morecambe, who many would consider to be one of the greatest comedians of all time. (Although technically Mr Morecambe had his heart attack in the wings after the show.)

Old stand-up: "..."
Heckler: "Do a Morecambe!"

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

thwankton

The piece of skin between a gentleman's bollocks and his arsehole. This can also be referred to as the twernt, or sometimes (erroniously) the chode.

Touch my thwankton!

by Ian Chode January 09, 2004

poop chute princess

A lady who accepts deliveries via the tradesman's entrance.

She's a real poop chute princess.

by Ian Chode April 04, 2003

hypnostification

Humourous word meaning "hypnotism".

I underwent hypnostification.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004

born-again faggot

A homosexual who is loud and proud with relation to his sexual orientation and actions. He proclaims his gayness to all who will listen.

BAF: "Hi, I'm gay, and my name's Dave. Oooh"
ME: You, sir, are a born-again faggot.
BAF: "Oooh, scratch your eyes out!"

by Ian Chode October 23, 2003

motd

Match of the Day, a British football (soccer) TV programme.

by Ian Chode June 05, 2003

nobsac

Long form of sac. Basically, it's a ballbag, or a scrotum if you prefer.

Kiss my hairy nobsac.

by Ian Chode April 02, 2003