Definitions by Ian Chode

Chavvy 

A short form of this word is chav. Common in southern England.

You chav!

Chavvy by Ian Chode September 2, 2003

bolas

Spanish for balls.

(Upon getting into a cold swimming pool and having the water kiss the underside of your scrotus):

Aaah, mis bolas!

bolas by Ian Chode August 24, 2003

egonomics

Purchases made to satisfy the ego of the purchaser, rather than out of necessity. Often company directors subscribe to this philosophy.

egonomics by Ian Chode August 11, 2003

Cockfosters 

1. A termination point for the Picadilly Line tube in London.

2. A nutritious, if somewhat salty beverage designed to create excitement in the ladies. However, whilst Fosters is lager, Cockfosters is bitter!

Drink my Cockfosters!

Cockfosters by Ian Chode July 23, 2003

twist 

In the UK, a twist can also be a con.

You twisted me out of a tenner!

twist by Ian Chode June 19, 2003

bogey 

Runny mucus is snot, a bogey is a somewhat harder and crustier critter, but still dried snot.

bogey by Ian Chode June 12, 2003

paediatrician 

A doctor specialising in children. Not to be confused with paedophile, who sexually abuses children. In the UK, a pack of vigilantes nearly lynched a paediatrician because they got a little bit confused.

The paediatrician fixed the physical damage caused by the paedophile.

paediatrician by Ian Chode June 12, 2003