turnip

Very much a "root" vegetable, used in BlackAdder TV series with penile overtones. May descend from use of navo in Spanish.

Suck my turnip!

by Ian Chode April 02, 2003

Steek Mobile

A car driven by a steek.

Look at that steek-mobile, he must have a really huge wang!

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

tradesman's entrance

The arse.

Mr Winton wants to deliver the sausage to the tradesman's entrance.

by Ian Chode April 04, 2003

jelly belly

A fat person.

She is a right jelly belly.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

nob band

An idiot, a complete prat.

That guy was a fucking nob band.

by Ian Chode August 07, 2006

take an off tablet

To lose one's temper or go into a bad mood.

So I told him I wasn't going to do it and he decided to take an off tablet! The bastard was pissed off for the rest of the day!

by Ian Chode December 16, 2003

chomp

Same as chump.

James B is a chomp!

by Ian Chode April 04, 2003