Iain 's definitions

rockover

A rockover is the result of attending to many rock shows over a short period of time. Symptoms include: Tinnitus (Ringing ears), tiredness, hearing loss, nausea and fatigue. Other side effects are torn, stolen or dirtied clothing, alarming odours and minor injuries.

I didn't get home until 3 last night, I have such a rockover, I'm going to call in sick

by Iain May 31, 2007

tilc

when someone behaves like a complete asshole, they are a tilc.

get your shitty hands out of my ass you tilc!

get your shitty hands off my sandwich you tilc!

get your shitty hands off my breasts you tilc!

by iain March 29, 2004

Apathy

It's not important. Don't worry about it.

Fuck now i have to write an example too? This is way to much efffort thatn it's worth. I should complain or something, nevermind. It's to much work.

by Iain March 18, 2005

Koti

Koti is Bulgarian for Cunt.

My husband is a koti

by Iain December 21, 2022

internet banking

see barclays, but surfing the web.

sorry mom, i know casualty is on, but i need to do some internet banking.

by iain May 19, 2004

spaffmonger

A perveyor of ejaculate

That Jude Law is a veritable spaffmonger

by iain December 10, 2004

sharpie

The greatest invention known to man since the gun. will mark on any surface known to man, even some known to monkeys. is friggen awesome. you need to buy some. at least 100.

sharpies kick ass

by Iain April 7, 2004