Clarence Cola

A can of Coca Cola with a pubic hair in it.

"Is that a pubic hair in my coke," the judge said to his staffer, which is why the Clarence Cola incident was addressed at his confirmation hearing.

by Ian December 07, 2004

shnoggy boogens

normally considered the answer to the question "whats goin on?" commonly preceeded by the word "eh"

-hey man hows it goin???

-eh, shnoggy boogens

by ian February 09, 2005

VaporScare

A threat or conspiracy that either turns out to be bogus, or simply fails to materialize.

The administration's claim that terrorists would attack us using bomb-laden sparrows turned out to be just another VaporScare.

by Ian January 03, 2005

Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne

In Cricket when a bowler is having a rather poor over, being hit for six or four every ball, ie smacked out of the ground. This is often refered to as being 'Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne'.
(Also used in computer game cricket game Brian Lara)

This saying comes from ex-footballer & ex-"manager" plus recovering alcoholic & wife beater Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne, who used to hit Sheryl about a bit.

"Ah man three sixes & two fours off that over, you're being Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne!"

by Ian February 07, 2006

jolly muncher

Someone who tends to smoke more than his/her portion of a spliff.

a 'jolly muncher' is extremely familiar with phrases like "shit, sorry mate" or "I completely forgot" however it is advised that these apologies fall on deaf ears as their reluctance/refusal to actually buy any weed at all is remarkably unfaltering.

"shit, did you want any of that spliff?" "too late now isn't it? Nice one jolly muncher"

by ian April 05, 2005

boys

Commonly called "the boys" - refers to one's testicles.

I haven't showered for three days, so basically the boys are ripe.

by ian January 21, 2004

tossle

A mans penis, sometimes use for masterbation.

Jason went to work on his tossle until it puked love gravey on the pages of my new magazine

by Ian March 21, 2005