I_caveman's definitions

Spoiler King

A male that frequently spoils books, movies, tv shows, and news without concern or regard for others. They will often do so in person or through social media.

That spoiler king ruined the last Star Wars movie for me!

Your spoiler king best friend told me you were planning on proposing to me.

I’m going to unfriend you on Facebook because you are a spoiler king.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

God-abuser

Someone who is religious only for selfish reasons. Such as looking down on others, forgiveness for their future sins, justifying discrimination, hate crimes, and such.

He’s a God-abuser. He only joined that religion because he found out he could gamble.

That God-abuser said it was ok to do drugs because she was just gonna ask God for forgiveness on Sunday.

A God-abuser justifies hitting their spouse using the bible.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

Velcro-beard

When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.

I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.

Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

Speed-Demon

A driver who is aggressively tailgating other vehicles on the road because they want to travel over the legal speed limit.

I've got to change lanes because I've got a speed-demon on my ass.

by I_caveman October 16, 2019

God-fearer

Someone who is only religious because they fear the wrath of God.

That God-fearer is only here because he thinks the world is ending.

Last weeks earthquake brought in a lot of God-fearers.

That fire has made a God-fearer out of me.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019