Definitions by I_caveman

God-abuser 

Someone who is religious only for selfish reasons. Such as looking down on others, forgiveness for their future sins, justifying discrimination, hate crimes, and such.

He’s a God-abuser. He only joined that religion because he found out he could gamble.

That God-abuser said it was ok to do drugs because she was just gonna ask God for forgiveness on Sunday.

A God-abuser justifies hitting their spouse using the bible.

God-abuser by I_caveman August 21, 2019

Spoiler Queen

A female that frequently spoils books, movies, tv shows, and news without concern or regard for others. They will often do so in person or through social media.

My sister is a spoiler queen. I can’t watch anything without her blabbing the ending.

I heard from the spoiler queen that you’re pregnant.

The spoiler queen told me about the surprise party.

Spoiler Queen by I_caveman August 21, 2019

Spoiler King 

A male that frequently spoils books, movies, tv shows, and news without concern or regard for others. They will often do so in person or through social media.

That spoiler king ruined the last Star Wars movie for me!

Your spoiler king best friend told me you were planning on proposing to me.

I’m going to unfriend you on Facebook because you are a spoiler king.

Spoiler King by I_caveman August 21, 2019

God-fearer 

Someone who is only religious because they fear the wrath of God.

That God-fearer is only here because he thinks the world is ending.

Last weeks earthquake brought in a lot of God-fearers.

That fire has made a God-fearer out of me.

God-fearer by I_caveman August 21, 2019

A Sid 

Based off Sid the Sloth from Ice Age

When someone tries to do something nice for someone down on their luck, but they make things worse. Sometimes much worse.

Like Sid the Sloth.

Can you believe he got her a puppy after her son died? He’s such a Sid.

My house burned down! Why did you buy me a fire detector? Stop being a Sid!

A Sid by I_caveman August 21, 2019