I_caveman's definitions

God-abuser

Someone who is religious only for selfish reasons. Such as looking down on others, forgiveness for their future sins, justifying discrimination, hate crimes, and such.

He’s a God-abuser. He only joined that religion because he found out he could gamble.

That God-abuser said it was ok to do drugs because she was just gonna ask God for forgiveness on Sunday.

A God-abuser justifies hitting their spouse using the bible.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

Velcro-beard

When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.

I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.

Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

Queerdo

Similar to weirdo.
An offensive term for when a seemingly homosexual person is very strange, perverted, crazy, or extremely annoying. Usually in a way that does not benefit other homosexuals.

Eew, don’t invite that queerdo! He hits on everyone and everything.

They kicked him/her out of GALA because he/she was being a real queerdo.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

God-fearer

Someone who is only religious because they fear the wrath of God.

That God-fearer is only here because he thinks the world is ending.

Last weeks earthquake brought in a lot of God-fearers.

That fire has made a God-fearer out of me.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

Speed-Demon

A driver who is aggressively tailgating other vehicles on the road because they want to travel over the legal speed limit.

I've got to change lanes because I've got a speed-demon on my ass.

by I_caveman October 16, 2019