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Mommy

That nick-name everybody should give their crush to mess with them. Or you could be normal and call them by their real name, but who does that anymore?
Heyy, Mommy.
Why are you in my house?
That's not the real question, Mommy. The real question is: Why am I in your bed?
by I_Reestablished_Communism January 3, 2020
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