IRISHrepublicanARMY's definitions

rower

one who competes in crew

the greatest sport ever

"Coach DelVeccio and all at Fairfax Crew kick ass"

by IrishRepublicanArmy October 28, 2003

Driver's Ed

What I find surprising is how easy it is to get a driver's license in the Unites States (well, in Virginia, at least). First you get your learner's permit. This is sinfully easy, I spent two hours at the DMV waiting, and 10 minutes taking the tests. First there is a sign test, which I don't understand how someone who hasn't spent thier entire life in a barn could possably get the one question wrong to fail (there are 10 questions). Next is a "driving thoery" test, which is nothing more then common sense, however many people seem to fail that also. The next requirement is that you take classroom Driver's Education. All you have to do is sit through a boring class (you spend your whole school day doing it anyway), you will have a grand total of three tests and two homework assignments for the class, but people still fail this also. The third requirement is taking behind-the-wheel driver's education. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS DRIVE THE CAR. Listening to an adult is not hard, considering you won't have to drive with one in the car after this. But many people apperntly do not posses the motor skills/eye-hand correnadtion to 1) make a left turn 2) signal a lane change 3) PARK FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE 4) obey the speed limit 5) stay in your lane etc. etc. Finally you take the practical driving test, which is just like behind-the-wheel execpt the person in the right seat has a clipboard with your name on it.

I don't understand how people can think getting a driver's license in this country is hard. In other places, such as Europe, I could understand, because in places like that you actully have to prove that you know how to drive a car.

by IrishrepublicanArmy March 13, 2004

UHF

Ultra High Frequency
-radio transmissions from 300 to 3000 MHz

-the old TV broadcast band, channels 14 to 69.

-a really good album by Wierd Al Yankovic

-any radio system operating in the 300 to 3000 MHz range

-the military aircraft communications band

"Roger Maverick, switch to UHF 365.45"

by IrishRepublicanArmy October 12, 2003

homer's car

Wow

i wanna drive it

watch the show

Homer: "I want my car repaired with quality GM parts"

Repair Guy: "But your car was built in Croatia, it's built from old Soviet tanks!"

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 12, 2003

Vitamin G

Well its like gasoline

In fact, it really is.

Bart: Man i hate mowing the lawn
Homer: Here, use Vitamin G
(grass lites on fire)
Bart: Umm...dad
Homer: Don't worry it's a "Controlled Burn"

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 10, 2003

document

to document is to write something down

I cannot beleive i am writing this definition.

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 20, 2003

facsimile

The transferring of images, usually or hard-copy documents, via telephone lines to another device that can recieve and interpret the images.

I am the only person that knows how to spell that word.

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 29, 2003