Shannon stood there in all her fake tan glory and shouted in her rasping fag-knackered voice..........
by IAIN_D September 02, 2018
A name constructed to sound like a legitimate historic football player who was part of the England 1966 world cup team.
by IAIN_D September 05, 2018
A person who steps in between two feuding people for the sole reason of making themselves look like a peacemaker and receiving kudos for their self-righteous effort. By relativizing the claims of each person in the dispute, and standing open armed with a pseudo-serene expression on their face, they naff off everyone in the room, but still think they are the second coming of Gandhi.
by IAIN_D October 15, 2020