Definitions by I.P. Freely

coolie 

a women's area; aka vagina

The girl's coolie was covered by underwear

coolie by I.P. freely June 5, 2004

Brown Spade 

When you poop on someone's face then proceed to smooth it out into a fecal mask using your balls.

this girl was bustin on me all night cause she wanted the dong, so when gametime came instead of hookin up i gave her the old brown spade

Brown Spade by I.P. Freely May 16, 2004

Hokey Cokey 

Often used in casual converversation to mean masturbation (for men).

I had a bit of a Hokey Cokey last night, know what I mean?

Hokey Cokey by I.P. Freely November 23, 2003

Jean Chretien 

The Canadian Disgrace.

Hello, my name is Jean is Chretien. I am yes the prime minister of the Canada. I is the best prime minister to ever is come from the Quebec.

Jean Chretien by I.P. Freely August 28, 2003

spam 

extreme emotions for another person... wait that's love... SHIT!!!

I spammed her all night long

spam by I.P. Freely July 5, 2003

normal 

a statistic based upon a majority

normal by I.P. Freely July 4, 2003

insanity 

If I have to tell you, you'll never know

insanity by I.P. Freely July 4, 2003