I.P. Freely's definitions

Hokey Cokey

Often used in casual converversation to mean masturbation (for men).

I had a bit of a Hokey Cokey last night, know what I mean?

by I.P. Freely November 23, 2003

Jean Chretien

The Canadian Disgrace.

Hello, my name is Jean is Chretien. I am yes the prime minister of the Canada. I is the best prime minister to ever is come from the Quebec.

by I.P. Freely August 28, 2003

Brown Spade

When you poop on someone's face then proceed to smooth it out into a fecal mask using your balls.

this girl was bustin on me all night cause she wanted the dong, so when gametime came instead of hookin up i gave her the old brown spade

by I.P. Freely May 16, 2004

coolie

a women's area; aka vagina

The girl's coolie was covered by underwear

by I.P. freely June 5, 2004

normal

a statistic based upon a majority

by I.P. Freely July 4, 2003

insanity

If I have to tell you, you'll never know

by I.P. Freely July 4, 2003

ManFace

A Girl With Facial Hair

Did you see that ManFace? It tickled when she gave me head.

by I.P. Freely July 4, 2003